Monday 23 May 2016

I'm Pregnant

Meow of the Day : I'm Pregnant : My new partner sidles up to me one morning to whisper sweet nothings in my furry ear....I wait expectantly...." I'm pregnant " she says.....PREGNANT! I feel the colour drain from my face....I start to shake....I'm sweating now....now shivery....I can't talk ...I can't walk or move at all.....after what feels like a day.....I say " Excellent news my love…I'm so happy"....but I'm thinking " can't wait for things to get back to normal 

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